Mom and Nana, you may not want to read this one. I didn’t do what you are about to see, but I’m still a guilty party for cheering the following behaviour on.
At the Doghouse tent bar on the strip during Bike Week they have girls dancing on the bar like in Coyote Ugly. Rob decided to buy a shot for Derail from this girl. Once she saw his shirt she decided to make things I little more interesting…
First she took off his sunglasses and put them in her pants. Look at his face, lol!
Then she tied a bandana over his eyes and put her belt around his neck. I have no idea why he didn’t stop her at this point.
Then she took a swig of JD…
And SPIT IT IN HIS MOUTH! So gross…he freaked out when he saw this photo later. He had no idea that it had happened like that.
Then she made him swallow like you would a puppy.
Then she cut a whole in his boxers…
…and YANKED them up over his head. Talk about a mega wedgie…
To add insult to injury, she wrote a little love note on his back.
…then removed the belt from his neck…
…so she could WHIP him with it over and over again. His butt was black and blue the next day.
He doesn’t look to concerned though. May just be the best $10 that Rob spent!
Lastly she took the waistband of his boxers and tied them around his head. He had no idea of this until about an hour later he turned to me and said “Amanda, is there something on my head?”…”um, yep…your waistband”. He went about the rest of the day “enjoying the breeze”.
I’ll be posting more pictures tomorrow from the rest of our trip, which was considerable more mellow 😉
ewww i would not be impressed to find out someone spit a shot into my mouth..beyond gross!!